Colombian Women

This is for all men out there planning on going to Colombia..       

   So lately I've been hearing alot of shit everywhere about Colombian women. IN MY OPINION Colombian women are one, if not the best type of girls in the world, but they are also some of the most complex and hard headed women. I was born in Colombia, I think I have some say in this topic. Living in Colombia & New York (Queens to be exact) you meet alot of Colombian women all over the place. There is always a game when it comes to men and women, the dynamic is much different in Colombia. First, let me start off by saying that Colombian women are not pretty, they are gorgeous. If you ask most men and women (even Colombians), they will gladly say that the most beautiful women come from Medellin and Cali. 

          

        Beauty is not hard to find in Colombia, but what about everything else?

On more than one occasion there is always a fierce competition between Colombian women. As soon as two women meet each other they automatically check each other out, starting with the shoes of course.  They ask each other questions to which they don’t care what the answer is and put up with each other when they have to. Colombian women are heavily on appearance which is why it is one of the plastic surgery capitals of the world; nose jobs, lipo's, boob jobs, and yes, even ass jobs. Hard Buns anyone?

        In most parts of the world women are very shy. They will not make the first move and always expect the men to do the first approach. There are always exceptions ofcourse, the only place that Iv'e been to where the women are very forward and aggressive (they approach first) is in New York. Colombian women are not forward, but they let you know  what they want. Let's say your out at a bar or club they will go out of their way to make eye contact and keep doing so until you go up to them. Once you approach they have a way of endearing themselves to you very quickly. They will use words and phrases that make the manliest of men want to turn into a Colombian housewife (haha, but really though). They not only bag you with their words, they also are extremely affectionate. Women are very approachable so there is no need to let your insecurity control you. If you like a shorty, go up and talk to her, there’s a 90% chance she’ll like your company, and if not, I'm sure the next drunk bitch will be about it. It's all about dealing with rejection and brushing it off. Bitches love that shit. They don't like a man who's nervous and insecure all the time. The last thing you wanna do is let a Colombian woman feel like they run the relationship, because trust me. They will.

          

            After you approach and bag a Colombian shorty the debate is whether you should kiss on the first date or not.  In Colombia, every women would say that that kisses on the first date don’t usually happen. What they don’t mention is that if you have white skin, light eyes, and are considered as Gringo (white boy), then you will more then likely kiss on the first date.  If you didn’t know, Gringo is King in Colombia. Colombian women are very old fashioned. They are not going to be interested in you if you consider a first date to include romantic music in the back seat of your car. They expect to be taken out and shown a good time.  This could include a dinner, lunch, aguardiente, salsa, and even a blunt or two.

           Most people in Colombia have prepaid cell phones.They fill their phones with credit to use text messages and make phone calls. What you don’t know is that no one ever has any credit. Don’t get excited when you get a girls phone number because there is no sexting.  When you send a woman a text, she won’t respond.. that costs money. If she calls you, she will hang up right away because that costs money.The best way to interact is either phone calls, MSN Messenger (Hotmail).